Assacre

What happened when a bathroom is especially messed up after a bowel movement. Normally used to describe the condition the bathroom was left in by a third-party.

The feces dripping from the ceiling was proof positive that someone had an assacre in the bathroom.

Skinning the ginger

An euphemism for male masturbation.

I walked in the bathroom and Tom was already in there, skinning the ginger.