womb broom

A man's mustache.

Tug's womb broom always tickles my fancy when he's down south.

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Thank you, Miss USA

When someone doesn't know the answer to a simple question. (Recently, 50% of the Miss USA contestants didn't know who the Vice-President of the USA is.)

"Dude, what time is it?"
"Duh, I don't know, man."
"Thank you, Miss USA."

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