cat

A cat is the most cutest thing in the world. Cats have very sweet features. It has two beautiful eyes, adorably tiny paws, sharp claws, and two perky ears which are very sensitive to sounds. It has a tiny body covered with smooth fur and it has a furry tail as well. Cats have an adorable face with a tiny nose, a big mouth and a few whiskers under its nose.

"I love cats."

"Me too."

proshipper

pro at shitting

A: Heya! I'm a proshipper and I ship (a literal child) x (grandpa/grandma) and (sibling) x (sibling)!
B: Go kill yourself

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"Hey man guess what?"

"e"

"What the fuck man"

Waifu

A waifu is a fictional character that whom a person find as their romantic partner.

Weeb: "Ruby Hoshino is my waifu!!"

"KILL YOURSELF"