yeay

A half-way word between "Yea" and "Yay!"..

Pronounced: YE-AY! (whilst nodding)

"Is it true that the school burnt down?"
"Yeay!"
"Shibby!"

eh?laborate

Half-way between 'eh?' and 'elaborate'.

Guy: Why does the thing always explode when I poke it?
Dude: Eh?laborate
Guy: How about no! you fuckwit!
Dude: :(

unlegal

Like illegal but not as bad.

When something you do is techniqually illegal but neither you nor anyone involved actually cares.

Underage drinking at a party is unlegal.

"I downloaded some music today."
"Isn't that illegal?"
"No, it's unlegal!"

(!)

Meaning sarcasm in written or typed text.

Dude: "Are you gonna que up?"
Guy: "Yeah."
Dude: "Are you gonna buy anything?"
Guy: "No, I just love to line up (!)"
Guy: "... Thick shit!"

telekineticanizer

a person or thing that has the seeming ability to control other animals / objects,

also see 'tel' (abv.)

I swear that TV is a telekineticanizer
or
I swear that TV is a tel!
or
He must of had some tel to pull that off!

tel

abbreviation for telekinetic or telekineticanizer

He must have some tel to pull that off!