Porch

Verb: To attack someone on their own property.

If that guy keeps bugging his neighbors, a bunch of people are going to porch him one of these days.

Buscemi

Noun: A cliched piece of trivia brought up as if it is actually something the second person has never heard.

Verb: To tell someone a buscemi if the teller actually believes they are imparting novel information.

Noun: "Did you know Steve Buscemi is a volunteer fireman who helped during 9/11??"

Verb: "Man, you told me that last week and I was too polite to tell you I already knew that Steve Buscemi was a volunteer fireman during 9/11. If you buscemi me again, you will have to walk home!"

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