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Captain Morgan

Captain Blackout.

What the fuck happened?
You tried to punch me in the face and threw up on my front porch :/
Fuckkk! They should rename captain morgan captain blackout o:

by relive2usfate July 10, 2011

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Jumbaco

That Jack In The Box commercial that gets stuck in your head. You gotta admit they thought that commercial out well. From the cheesey pop song ploy, condescending teacher figure towards Jack, and him having to break the news to his son. This commercial appeals to every audience. Smart writers o:

"Jumbaco, jumbaco, jumbaco!"

by relive2usfate January 24, 2012


Metro PCS

Metro piece of shit.

Nice voyager you got there!
Thanks.
What type of phone do you have? :o
Metro PCS.
You mean Metro piece of shit!! Bahahaha.
:(

by relive2usfate June 23, 2011

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