The little hamster that runs on the hamster wheel in your head you make you think. The faster it runs, the harder you think.
damn, that test today really killed my head hamster
pictures, videos, or writings of weapons, equipment, and/or vehicles that stimulate that feeling of being high speed or bad ass.
"hey look at this soldier porn I found about the new camo coming out!"
"my favorite soldier porn is $hit getting shot up by the .50 cal."
Noun)
A person, usually a woman, who reads copious amount of smut novels and can suggest certain books for people to read depending on their preferences.
Pronounced: smut·muhl·yay
After Becky read Fifty Shades and Black Dagger Brotherhood, she hasn't stopped reading those raunchy books and really became a smutmelier.