Presidential Consummation

Outlined in Article Two section Eight of the United States Constitution, the President elect and Vice President elect must have passionate sex before the presidential inauguration, or else the election results will be voided. To ensure checks and balance in the executive branch and with other branches, this act must feature the president elect elect in a dominant position to the submissive Vice President elect, and the process must be overseen by the SCOTUS judges to ensure completion.

“Bro if Desantis wins in 2024 with a male vp, he’ll have to have gay sex because of the presidential consummation! Take that homophobes!”