strawberry beard

Bloodstains on the cheeks and chin, caused by performing cunnilingus on a menstruating woman.

I woke up this morning with a strawberry beard. I thought I tasted copper last night, but it was dark.

porkchop

The portion of a man's chest exposed by wearing either a deep V-neck or unbuttoning several of the top buttons.

Dude, way to rock the hairy porkchop. Now button up; you look like a date rapist.

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