fusion dance

What Kim Kardashian's parents did to make her so hot.

"Hey man do you know why Kim Kardashian is so hot?"

"No, why?"

"'Cause her parents did the fusion dance."

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skeetrolling

Just like rickrolling except instead of linking to a video you either do it conversations or through text messaging etc. It usually works best when you create an intricate and realistic-sounding story and then ask "and guess what he/she said/did etc.?" When your concerned listener says what, you respond with skeet skeet skeet.

"The other day I was going through the drive-through and you know they normally say please pull up top the next window after you place your order? Well, guess what the lady said?"

"What?"

"Skeet skeet skeet."

^Skeetrolling

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