Cum slut

A person who loves cum. Note that a cum slut may love other peoples’ cum or their own, or both. They just can’t get enough cum or cumming. A cum slut can be any sex, gender, sexual orientation, or religion, however not much is known about Zoroastrian cum sluts.

Dude, Jordan is such a cum slut. If they are not licking cum off someone’s genitals then doggone it, they are producing cum on their own, just to bring more cum into this world. Thus Came Zarathustra.

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Uncertaint

An adjective describing a time when people are freaking out so much they instinctively hoard toilet paper.

Stephen: look at all these assholes buying up more wads of TP than their bungholes can handle.

Adam: Who can blame ordinary humans in these uncertaint times. I’ve got a bidet but not everyone is so taint-forward.

steinied

Get stopped or slowed down by someone of box-like proportions.

F^*%, California Sandwiches is gonna close soon. We'd better not get steinied here.

OR: Go get your steinbox. I ain't getting steinied on this one.