Snails Asshole

Anything that is hard to find

Mike- "Hey Jess! I'm so sorry I'm late for our date."
Jess- "Its ok Mike. This place is a snails asshole."

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Highlation

Pluralization of the plural form of highlights in reference to reading material

Cord- "Hey Jake, are you bringing your secondary sources to the World Lit final?"
Jake- "Yeah, I've got it all my highlations and I'm ready to go."
Cord- "Can I see your highlations to make my own highlations?"
Jake- "Sure thing man!"
Cord- "Sweet tits."

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Cock Level

The state of being in which ones head is at an equal level vertically with a set of male genitalia.

Cord- "Hey Leslie, wanna suck my dick?"
Leslie- "Why on Earth would I want to do that?"
Cord- "Well I just figured since you were at cock level..."

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Sonfriend

A person who is not only your friend, but also someone you care about like they were your son.

Jake: Whats wrong Jeff?
Jeff: She broke my heart dude....
Jake: Lets go to the bar man. We'll fix that broken heart.
Jeff: Thanks man... You're a good friend.
Jake: No problem dude. You know I've got your back. You're my sonfriend.

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Shitbag

1. Any one person who lacks the effort, common sense, or skill to accomplish that which is the most basic task.
2. A lazy individual who refuses to move from their current location to finish a task
3. Private First Class Davis
4. Private First Class Johnson

Example:
Johnson- "Hey, did you order the pizza?"
Davis- "Well I tried, but I just stayed on hold...."
Johnson- "You shitbag...."

Example:

Davis- "Hey, do you wanna come down to the Troop Store with us to get some chow?"
Johnson- "No, I'm laying down..."
Davis- "You shitbag...."

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Facebook Texting

Using Facebook Mobile to have a Facebook message conversation with another friend on Facebook who has Facebook Mobile

Jake- "My cell phone keeps beeping because Jessica keeps Facebook messaging me."

Nick- "Isn't she driving? How does she have internet?"

Jake- "No dude, she's texting the messages to Facebook using Facebook Mobile, just like me."

Nick- "Congrats, you're Facebook Texting."

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Walmartian

Any of the large denomination of lower class people who are only seen in public at Walmart stores. They have no sense of decency, fashion, or shamefullness, let alone any sense of modesty.

Todd- "George, do you see that fat lady with her pants pulled up over her boobs and no shirt on?! She's using her pants as a freaking unitard!!!!"

George- "By God, Todd! That's a true Walmartian."

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