Food Digger

Someone that will go out with you on a date for free food but will drop you as soon as they're full.

John: "So, how was your blind date?"
Erica: "The worst."
John: "How come?"
Erica: "Well, at the beginning of the date she was great. We were really hitting it off since we both loved food. Then the bill came so I offered to pay, but then she went to the bathroom and never came back."
John: "Oh, a food digger."

A lot of Ted's tinder dates have been food diggers.

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