redneck beemer

A low-end, or old ragged-out BMW automobile. These are usually purchased by stupid people who think anything above a ford focus is a luxury car. Compare with baby benz

Did you see that dumbass in the redneck beemer? Was that a trailer hitch on the back?

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baby birding

A posture where a chick is kneeling, mouth agape awaiting a massive deposit of baby batter. The receiving posture of a money shot

Dude did you skeet in her face? Yeah, she was totally baby birding!

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