Cedar Falls

BEST AND WORST TOWN YOU WILL EVER FIND.
NORTH EAST OF IOWA (A MIDWEST STATE.)
SMALL.
BORING.
SHITLOAD OF TREES.
SHITLOAD OF CORN & SOY BEAN FIELDS.
MANY ETHNICITIES.
SCHOOLS SUCK.
PEOPLE SUCK.
MALL SUCKS.
POLICE SUCK.
DRUGS.
BEER PONG.
CIGS.
DEALERS.
CONTACT JOHNNY DEXTER FOR SHROOMS.
GRAFFITI.
COLLEGE TOWN.
VICTORIAN HOUSES.
THE CUP OF JOE.
PABLOS.
BAD DRIVERS.
GAY CARS.
BECK & DEERY OWN HALF OF TOWN (THEY SUCK.)
BAPTIST & LUTHERAN.
FEW VIRGINS.
HARDCORE/METAL/INDIE SCENE (GETTING STEADILY WORSE.)
BROS.
SCENE KIDS.
HIPSTERS.
REDNECKS.
IGNORANCE.
RAP & COUNTRY.
RACING ON HUDSON ROAD & UNIVERSITY AVENUE.
SKATEBOARDING.
ROLLERBLADING.
BICYCLING.
VIDEO GAMES.
GUNS.
TRAILER PARKS.
SPLIT REPUBLICANS & DEMOCRATS.
GOOD TATTOO SCENE : OMEGA RED, RITUAL, & AREA 51.
COLLEGE HILL.
MOHAIR PEAR.
LIMITED EDITION.
BARS.
STURGIS FALLS.
BRUTAL WINTERS.
SWELTERING SUMMERS.
DETASSELING.
FRIENDLY FOLKS.
DIRTY MOUTHS.
SHOPLIFTING.
FLOODS.
SOME RACISM.
MATERIALISM.
CEDAR RIVER IS NASTY.
319 IS THE BEST AREA CODE.
REPRESENT, BITCHES.

...WHAT THE FUCK IS CEDAR FALLS?

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