anal humor

The act of laughing at someones overly stretched asshole.

Dave: OH MY GOD, YOU'RE ASSHOLE IS SO STRETCHED!
Bella: I'm not here for anal humor, i'm here to fuck.

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Cum Icee

When you cum in the snow and you get you're girlfriend/boyfriend to eat it

Jake: Hey babe, you want cum icee?

anna: What's a cum icee?

Jake: You'll see when you taste it.

Cum Poodle

When you cum so much you can literally make a poodle out of it.

"Dude, how was jenny last night?"
"She was so great, I laid a cum poodle on her chest"