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Brand-Newbian

In ancient Egypt, when a pyramid-building slave died, they would just get another slave to replace him, usually from Nubia.

Aliens didn't build the pyramids, millions and millions of slaves did; when one died, they were easily replaced with a brand-newbian!

by responsible November 10, 2014

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sneak easy

When you sneak your own booze into a bar, so you don't (or can't) pay for drinks, but can still drink and participate (intoxicated obviously) in all manner of bar antics.

I couldn't afford the expensive drinks at the fancy bar, but all my friends were going. So I decided to pull a sneak easy , and got wasted for about ten bucks!

by responsible August 20, 2014

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