blind squirrel

a person who has gained some advantage by pure luck; usually used in a negative manner; commonly used in the phrase "Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every once in a while"

That d bag blind squirrel beat me to the light because I was busy doin the booty scoot.

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frouple

A couple who is your friend; usually the friend of another couple, making a pair of frouples.

Anne, why don't you call our frouple, the Smiths, and we can go catch some brelupper.

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levnin'

a common shortening of last evening; commonly used by drunken storytellers

Levnin' I was helping that guy in the VIP get informated on the booty scoot when he offered to meet me for brelupper.

informated

the state of being drunkenly informed

While in the VIP lastnight I got informated on proper booty scoot technique.

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cheesin in the closet

cheerful homosexuality, often performed in a secretive manner

I swear, if those guys aren't fruiting around they're cheesin in the closet.

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booty scoot

The restricted dance you do in the car when your jam comes on the radio. The booty scoot generally involves small gluteal movements bounded by the car seat and/or seatbelt.

Man, everytime "Mrs. Officer" comes on the radio I just gotta do the booty scoot!

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