brooke

the act of masturbating on an airplane

it's not illegal, just frowned upon, like brooke-ing.

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goetschel

a state of being in which one physically cannot stop pleasuring themselves because they keep thinking about how pathetic and sad their life actually is

aw man i was goetschel the other day cause i just realized my girlfriend is gona break up with me cause i hookup up with tons of freshman and took advantage of them