butterfly kisses

Plural of Butterfly Kiss.
A Butterfly Kiss is administered thusly:
1. Get your eyelashes up against some else's bare skin, so close that when you blink, your eyelashes caress the other person's skin.
2. Open and close your eyes rapidly. Each time your eyelashes brush the other person's skin, it is one Butterfly Kiss.

1. I hate winter up north because it's too cold to give butterfly kisses unless you're inside.
2. If you will let me undress you I will give you Butterfly Kisses over every inch of your body.

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clusterchuck

Sometimes used in lieu of clusterfuck.

The checkout lanes at Wal-Mart are clusterchucked on the 15th and last day of every month.

The meeting was contentious and rowdy -- a real clusterchuck -- all we learned was that NO one has a clue what the current programs are doing to their data.

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CHUCK

Sometimes used in lieu of the word FUCK.

chuck one off chuck juice clusterchuck

Please stop teasing and chuck it in me.

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fridiculous

Contraction of Fucking and Ridiculous.
Used as a modifier to describe something that is preposterously irrational.
See also rifuckulous.

Your assumptions are fridiculous and cannot be used as a basis for the generation of viable code.

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shifau

(pronounced: shi-'fow). Expletive.
A mixed-up contraction of: shit, fuck, and aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggg.
Something you say when you are frustrated. See clusterchuck.

cb: Shifau!
ib: What's wrong?
cb:
1.The file has been SORTED!!!
2.The new file STILL has the wrong data.
ib:
1. wtf? so now you have to re-map?
2. we're clusterchucked, then?
cb: 1 and 2. yep. lunch?

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titsup

Military slang for "Total Inability To Support Usual Performance".
Inoperational, regardless of the reason, on either a temporary or permanent basis.

My cell phone battery is almost titsup, and I left my charger at home.

His cell phone was titsup after his ex tossed it into the hot tub.

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weddiquette

Wedding + Etiquette = Weddiquette
The practices and rules that define socially acceptable behaviors for events and circumstances related to a wedding.

-The weddiquette connvention called an "At Home" card (included with the announcement or invitation) gives the bride a mechanism to inform others that she is not changing her last name.
-If the wedding is cancelled after gifts have been received, weddiquette calls for the gifts to be returned to the givers.

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