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When you meet two Vietnamese chicks that are down for a three-way.
"So what happened with those two Vietnamese bitches you were hanging out with?"
"Bro I slayed all that Hoison pussy...it was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation!"
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A reverse front is when your homie got that weed that is so fire, there is no way they will front it to you. All the weed is sold out and to get some more you have to make a down-payment just to reserve some weed when the dealer re-ups later. You have to become an investor in his business just to buy some weed from the guy. It's that fire.
"Yo dawg can you front that fire to me?"
"Nah son I was just gonna tell you to reverse front me some cash! Join the other investors that are enjoying a return on their investment in the form of this FIRE!"
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Hoes that love dick so much, they will show up at your dirty crib, you wearing clothes you haven't washed in 3 weeks and boots you have been wearing all summer long with no socks - but that bitch will pop a clothespin on her nose and hop on for a ride.
"I stopped at Billy's the other day - must have been hot in there because he answered the door sweaty and wearing only a towel."
"What?! Did he have a bitch over there?"
"Yeah but she had to have been a clothespin hoe cause it smelled of hot garbage as soon as he opened the door!"
When you gettin a cold shower after you get arrested and your dick shrivel so small that the head is the only thing poking out and it looks like an acorn. The fur coat is pubic hair that surrounds the acorn.
"Bro I heard you got arrested! What was it like?!"
"Aw man, it was so cold in the damn strip search room that my dick looked a acorn in a fur coat!"