Dutts

A term used to describe a large, well built, but not so well endowed balding man who has half finished tattoo’s and a fear of insects. Normally yelps uncontrollably when poked or electrocuted. A hit with the ladies. Likes suncream smeared on his back.

“Hey! Have you seen that guy? He’s such a dutts”

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Mon

A term used to describe a loyal, one of a kind guy. Thinks he’s good looking but is actually ugly as fuck. Went bald young. Just don’t drop the soap around him or else you’ll have a nasty surprise. Will literally sleep with anything. Likes to have his arms and back shaved. Purrs like a walrus. Been bragging of late because one fit bloke said they were walking funny after a night of passion with him. Top lad tho.

He’s such a mon.

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Troj

A term used to describe a well endowed but very angry man. Rocks at warcraft but don’t ever keep him from his food or he’ll go over 9000 on your ass. Thinks all his mates are bastards but loves them really.

I bet you could do some damage with that troj?

Beth

Name of a popular Welsh girl with massive chebs. Works with numbers but can’t add up.

Omg check out the size of Beth’s chebs