Triple Play

The Triple Play involves sitting down on the toilet, and participating in: urinating, defecating, and masturbating. Thereby, as is the act in Baseball, by making a Triple Play one has performed the act of making three outs in the same continuous play.

Person 1: Woah! What took you so long in there? I don't know anybody who takes that long in the bathroom!
Person 2: Well, I was performing a Triple Play..
Person 1: ...Awkward.

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