Right after you drink that first cup of coffee and you take that immediate coffee shit; that first turd is like a apple and then the immediate rest of the shit is like a milkshake.
I drank that cup of Starbucks coffee and immediately let go of that apple milkshake.
Somebody who has a shit and pukes up at the same time
HAHA!! Look at him! he just had a touchdown!
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