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forevervator

When you're waiting for an elevator, and it seems to take forever.

Taking the stairs would have taken less time than waiting for this forevervator.

by rezinator April 25, 2019


Bragnology

Technology brought to a meeting or social gathering that is thought to be superior to other lesser technology possessed by others. This is an attempt for the "Bragnologist" to feel superior to holders of lesser technology, and gain implied silent bragging rights.

Bragnology is any iPad, Android device, or any "Modern" technology used to take notes, gather information, play games, or surf the web. Lesser technology may include pad and paper, clunky laptop computers or palm devices.

by rezinator May 8, 2013


carnageval

Any traveling pop-up carnival that comes to shopping center parking lots, malls and local fairgrounds. Typically consisting of old amusement park rides that sometines causes physical injury or death to it's riders.

Look mommy, it's a carnival, can we go to it? No sweetie, we're not going to that Carnageval.

by rezinator June 9, 2018


carnageval

Any traveling pop-up carnival often found in parking lots, malls and fairgrounds. They are typically composed of old amusement park rides where their upkeep is not a priority. Some may consider these rides dangerous, and on occasion have been known to cause personal injury or even death.

Oooh mommy look, it's a carnival. Can we go pleeeeease? No honey. we're not going to that Carnageval. I wouldn't want you to risk your life on one of those broken down rides.

by rezinator June 12, 2018


One Hundred Percently

Positively One Hundred Percent. 100%.

I randomly just blurted out "oh, one hundred pecently, I would." and thought of when Thor (MCU) said "all words are made up.".

"I agree with this statemnt One Hundred Percently!" "I One Hundred Percently want to go to Disneyland!"

by rezinator November 22, 2024