vasectomized

Having had a vasectomy.

Don't worry, I am vasectomized.

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Psycho Queen

The highest position attained by Psycho Bitches. A queen because she's the ruler of all Psycho Bitches.

I've had to curtail my activities since the Betty I'd been seeing morphed into a Psycho Queen.

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bludgeon

Smartphone synonym for hardon (erection).

Me: I'm thinking about going for a pedicure wearing a short shirt with nothing underneath.

You: Well you will have had their full attention and get a free pedicure for sure. I would have had a big bludgeon the entire time :)
You: *buldge. Stupid smart phone !!!

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