Pants-on Prostitute

A person who sells-out by putting a price on their dignity, effectively whoring their standards and views out for money, instead of their bodies.

Newspaper Editor: I need you to write a article on how evil gays are
You: But I have nothing against the gays
Newspaper Editor: Write it or your sacked!
You: Fine I quit, I'm not going to be your pants-on prostitute

Spandex Pants

An expression used to describe somebody who is incredibly cheap and will rarely lend money - by wearing spandex pants they are being a tight ass

Friend 1: Hey man could I borrow a few bucks for the train?
Friend 2: Ummmm... I'd like too but I'm broke.
Friend 1: Woah somebody has their spandex pants on!

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