I need to use the bathtub

When you are sick and need to puke and shit at the same time you can just use the bathtub

Mexican town gave me food poisoning, I need to use the bathtub!

GFY

Acronym: Google for yourself
When someone asks your a dumb ass question they know you don't know the answer to you tell them GFY

Dumbass: Hey Dude! What does herpes look like?!
Dude: GFY!!!!!

Lush bumpkin

A hillbilly that is sexy as fuck

Bobby joe is such a lush bumpkin. I hope his cousin doesn't get to him first.