Graber

A rhino fearing Amish kid. Often has a sister whom all his college friends act like they want to bang.
Spends countless hours playing nerdy video games such as DotA and Civ. Despite this nerdy appearance, he's actually awesome and at times will grace us all with an Amish Fact of the Day(i.e. "The Amish love Mtn Dew so much that they nicknamed it Amish Water").
Especially fun to be with at parties when he gets drunk and insists that unicorns are real.

"That kid playing video games looks like a dork"
"Nah he's awesome, he's a total graber"

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