Jelly Bracelets

Where we live in So. Calif the kids trade these jelly bracelets for "favors". That way you can get twenty kisses out of one bracelet. My son finds them in his locker and girls send them in the mail too.

Green=hornry
Yellow=hug
Black=sex
Brown=anal sex
Silver=fingered
Red=lap dance
Blue=oral sex
White=flash tits
Pink=flash privates
Clear=whatever the snapper wants
Orange=kiss
Glow in the dark=use sex toys
Gold glittery=make out
Purple=french kiss

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EYAH

An annoying word used to humiliate someone when he or she is observed making an embarrassing mistake. This word must be said loudly with much emphasis in order to exagerate the situation.

Julie: Ah Shit!!! I just spilled Del Scorcho sauce all up on my new Filas! Rhonda: EYAH!!!!

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snagglegums

noun: A word used to describe a mouth that consists of one or two snaggly ass teeth that resemble little black rocks. Leaving the rest of the mouth made up of stank-ass gums that are polluted with the gum disease better known as gingivitis . This is usually a result of years of crack-cocaine usage,and poor hygiene.Not to be confused with snaggletooth...

That bitch Gail has a busted ass grill yo! Thats what I'm callin' SNAGGLEGUMS! On the other hand... I bet shed give a gnarly gum job later on tonight. Perhaps after like 4 tall boyz...mmmmmm!

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FDC

The men of the FDC are inteliigent and knowledgeable in their aspects of field artillery. They are also known for telling the moronic coworkers the "gun bunnies" what it is and where to shove it.

see: superstuds

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BEDROOM-EYES

Refers to a lover who eyes that are extremely attractive and captivating. They are inviting as if to say "come-hither"...Eyes that are desirable, drawing, enchanting, enticing, magnetic, provocative, kissable, seductive,sensuous,titillating, anything SEXXY. The eyes of my Unklbri.

Right before I went down on Brian, I glared into his bedroom eyes and kissed his forehead.

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cheertaiter

Someone who trys to control a cheerleader's meeting/discussion

'You are being a cheertaiter, Torence'
(as spoken by Courtney in 'Bring it On'

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13 bravo

Known to speak in broken English and have missing teeth, these primitave types engage in countless acts of mutual pleasure.

I packa ya poopa.

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