deceptadong

A word used by Transformer nerds to describe a transvestite.

Steve: What the hell happened to you last night?
Bob: I hooked up with this hot chick and we went back to my place.
Steve: How did it go?
Bob: She turned out to be a man.
Steve: Really?
Bob: Yea. She was a deceptadong.

Floating pie

When an older woman goes swimming and forgets the
bottom of her bathing suit. While she's under water
her floppy vagina floats to the surface.

also known as:
the hovering cake
the soaring patty
the unsinkable muffin

Where's grandma? I've been looking for hours
and can't find her. What's that? It looks like a floating pie. Wait a minute, that's grandma! I found her!