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When you fart and it hurts so bad it feels like a cluster of grapes just busted in your ass
"oh man! i had a snap dragon so bad yesterday it felt like i farted out a claw hammer!"
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Zits that cover a homosexuals face like a beard
Man did you see Todd Marjama? He had a thick beard of zits, i bet when he shaves his razor is full of whiteheads.
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