liktor

a lump of doors

i tripped over the damn liktor on my way to school

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po3op

to shit 3 times during the middle of shitting

i gotta stop eating that fucking chili to stop po3op'ing

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g

fucked up or messed up

You know that girl . . . good body, face kinda g’d?

If you haven’t slept in three days and fall into a dumpster and someone sees that they would say, “You are lookin’ g’d.”

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nebu

Large figure head in the counter-strike scene in QLD, in clan function-zer0 sponsored by The bunker , The Beat and Puala's Daycare PTY LTD.

"newbu" "nebz legz"

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Lava Ridge

The school that I went to when I saw my first true love, who didn't give a fuck about me. Jason was his name...

I went to Lava Ridge Elementary School when I fell in love...

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lopter

to fly a lobster

I flew my lopter for the first time today

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Wisconson

A midwestern state where:
Everyone has a fixation on the words "Don't you know?"
EVERY winter your driveway freezes over.
There are about 5 good-looking in the entire state.
Everyone's mood revolves around ONE football team.
The Biggest city there is known for its beer (AND has a crappy baseball team named after that fact).
Is known for its badgers.
Having dead things on the road and nobody really cares (or cleans it up).
The Biggest resort area is in the middle of nowhere, and you can't go there half the time cause its too DARN COLD!!!
The one saving factor of this state?
Cheese

I should know. I LIVED there.

A place that you should never live. Unless you're offered a million dollars.

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