Jungle Cock

Pretty much when your dick smells like rotten cabbage dipped in microwaved buttermilk ranch because you've been been doin shit all day and you've got one too many folds in your ballsack. The aroma from your gross dick mixes with the smell of your swamp ass to kinda smell exactly like an old shinguard or when you fuck some dirty slut and don't wash your hog until after work the next day.

"As soon as I unzipped my pants to piss, my fuckin eyes started watering. I'm talkin a serious case of jungle cock. That shit smelled feral."

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