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Ugly Stick

A stick used by Doctors to beat newborn babies about the face with so that they are not beautiful.

Nurse: Here is the Ugly Stick Doc. This one is poor white trash, 5 whacks should do it.
Doctor: The next on is from the projects, right? Okay, find the heavy duty model, we will need it.

by ricflairismyfather October 7, 2005

157πŸ‘ 86πŸ‘Ž


awright

What 20-something black men say no matter what you ask them.

Carl: Hey DaTrevious, I just made a sandwich with a fresh turd I let out this morning. Wanna try it?
DaTravious: Awright

by ricflairismyfather October 7, 2005

41πŸ‘ 70πŸ‘Ž


tap bath

term to discribe the type pf bath a slut, hooker, or porn star would take in between sexual encounters where they quickly wipe off their Tits, Ass, and Pussy.

"That whore had so much jizz on her, she had to take a quick tap bath"

by ricflairismyfather October 7, 2005

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


ghetto frogger

Game played by non-ghetto residents when driving through the ghetto where a housing project is on one side of the street and a liquor store is on the other side.

"I almost hit that one, old bastard risked is life for a forty and a loosey. It's like playing Ghetto Frogger down here.

by ricflairismyfather October 3, 2005

30πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


shooting pool

Term used to describe you and your buddies taking turns shooting jizz into some drunk whores mouth.

Todd: Amanda was so trashed the other night me, Dave, Brad, and Mike were shooting pool with her.

by ricflairismyfather October 7, 2005

16πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


tuna suprise

What happens to men after they get married. Strange women start trying to give you free tuna, you former girlfriend (now wife) stops giving you tuna.

"Man she said I do and no more tuna, but woman I could not have tagged before are flocking to me. Tuna Suprise!

by ricflairismyfather October 7, 2005

4πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


richard whiskey

Name you call someone (to their face) who is not very sharp and gets on your nerves. Richard = Dick, Whiskey = Liquor, therefore you are calling him a Dick Licker.

Melvin: Hi, I want to be your friend. I am really good at soccer and I have horrible breath too.
Brian: Hey now, richard whiskey, aren't you late for something. Scoot along now and I will talk to you later.
Melvin(thinking to himself): He really likes me. He made up a nick name for me...but what does richard whiskey mean?

by ricflairismyfather October 7, 2005

24πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž