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Typ0 (type-oh / type-zero): When a person is not your type and has ZERO chance of ever being with you.
Most people have a type when looking for a mate. Some people dont have such a concrete criteria but know who they wont be with under an circumstances, this is referred to as Typ0 or Type Zero.
Typ0 referring to someone with attributes that you cant look past even just for a quick fuck. To fat, too skinny, too old, too ugly, thin wrists, big head or some other thing about them that leaves them zero chance of getting laid.
"Dude why not just get with that girl? Hit it and forget it!"
"No way man shes a total Typ0, not even if she was the last girl on earth."
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Reaching into a plate of shared nachos, pulling out a large clump of nachos stuck together by toppings and using your other hand to separate them and put back part of the clumped together nachos.
Friend1, reaches in to get some nachos from a shared bowl and pulls out large clumped up pile. Then proceeds to take his other hand and begins to separate them and put some back.
Friend2 "DUDE! What the fuck are you doin?!
Friend1 "I didn't want to take that huge chunk of nachos so I broke it off and put some back.
Friend2 "Nacho faux pas my friend! You NEVER take your hand and break off the nacho holy grail and put some back! 1st nobody wants to eat something you touched with the fingers you've been licking nachoy goodness off of and 2nd, when you get the nacho holy grail you never forsake it by putting it back! You grab your plate and scoop those fuckers up! You earned it!
When one reaches into a nacho pile and pulls out a large clump of nachos that are stuck together by toppings.
The abnormally large conglomeration of nacho chips and toppings.
There is no specific number of nachos that comprise the NHG. NHG generally contains at least 5 nacho chips and a large portion of toppings and cheese.
I was eating nachos at Jills party the other night and I reached in and pulled out The Nacho Holy Grail!
The what?
The Nacho Holy Grail! It was like 10 nachos stuck together that formed this gigantic nacho mound! I was blessed by the nacho gods that night! Damn thing was almost as big as my plate!
When a white guy starts getting drunk and begins to act like a black guy.
The other night Bryce started drinking forties and got inebroated as hell.
He got what?
He got so drunk he started acting like he was black and not a white kid from the suburbs of Vermont.
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1. When a lawyers group, in an effort to gain attention and money from illegal downloads sends out mass lawsuit settlement letters to try and recoup cash for the production companies and to gain media notoriety.
2. A scare tactic where lawyers send out settlement letters to collect massive amounts of money from illegal downloaders. Generally starting at $15,000-20,000 and then accepting $1500-2500 for the settlement.
3. The nervous or sick feeling you get when you receive a settlement letter from lawyers notifying you that you were caught illegally downloading files and you own them tens of thousands of dollars.
4. A tactic lawyers came up with to recoup lost earnings made famous by the movie the Academy Award winning film, The Hurt Locker.
I got a letter from this law firm telling me they got my IP address from my provider and were suing me for $20,000 dollars!
I thought I was gonna die I was so freaked out.
I ended getting Hurt Lockered for $1500 in the end after settlement.
When a person who is unhappy brings down someones good mood with a disparaging, smug or negative comment.
To be abruptly blindsided or taken aback by a smug or rude comment.
I was at the office today telling Kelly about my promotion when Doug walked in on the conversation. Instead of congratulating me or anything he just walked up with his black rain cloud hanging over him and proceeded to lord HIS promotion over me and tell me how much more hes getting paid then I am.
I felt like I had gotten Smugged by his negativity.
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When someone takes a situation and over thinks it to the point of disaster.
Taking a simple problem and turning it into a Rube Goldberg type situation where the solution creates more problems then it solves.
Thinking a situation, that would otherwise be a simple solution if thought through properly, into a catastrophic conclusion.
While I knew the only problem with the car was that it needed new spark-plugs, Jake felt it was a better idea to gut the entire electrical system in what can only be described as a thinktastrophe!
He ended up disabling the entire car, ruining the electrical system and engine computer in the process.
Now the car doesn't work at all cause Jake's logic of "You can never be too sure".
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