cock pita

When a guy has such large testicles in relationship to his penis, he is then able to fold the skin all the way around his junk. Giving the impression of a 'cock pita'.

Amanda asked Jay, "What's for lunch?" and Jay said, "How about a cock pita?"

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Dirty Missionary

This is best used after you've worked your ass off in the hot sun all day. When banging a girl in the missionary style, you strategically position your armpit over her face. Thus, the aroma of your hot, salty, smelly manliness engulfs your lady's face and creates the experience of the "dirty missionary".

Amanda: I love you watching you work in the yard all day -Can I get you anything?

Jay: How about some hot sex right now?

Amanda: I think we can do that

While going at it - Jay sticks his left armpit into Amanda's face

Amanda: Oh that's gross!

Jay: It's not gross - it's the Dirty Missionary!

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