Underbooby

The underside and lower front half of a woman's breast(s) leading to, but not passing, the areola and/or nipple.

Those crazy-girl-video commercials show lots of underbooby.

Faux Boner

A condition caused by a prominent, upward fold of fabric, occurring in the front of pleated slacks when sitting.

John sat down and stood up repeatedly in an effort to convince Susan that it was a faux boner she observed during the morning office meeting, and not the real thing caused by Meg, the hot new secretary.

Gasphyxiation

The condition of being deprived of oxygen when exposed to noxious fart fumes.

John barely noticed as Kevin passed his cubicle softly giggling. Suddenly, a warm, invisible tidal wave of stench overwhelmed the confined space, and John was sure he was about to die of gasphyxiation.