land of steers and queers

Oklahoma

The only two things from Oklahoma are steers and queers, and I don't see any horns on you boy. (Officer and a Gentleman, An - 1982)

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fuck a duck

One of the many capabilities of a 12 gauge shotgun.

I can't hit shit with this 20 gauge, but this ol' Remington 12 will sure reach out and fuck a duck!

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hook dick

when your penis while erect makes a hook shape because it leans to one side

girl, my man is like captian hook, in the pants that is.

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loveshack

a place where a bunch of losers take there ugly ass girlfriends to make out, mostly found in backyards near a forest if not in one

JON:after my squirtle reaches level 30 we can go to the love shack.
JON's girlfriend: ok hun lemme put on some makeup

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The Visorak

The slapping sound produced by a scrotum smacking up against the bagoina. Can me made through a variety of positions.

"Man, Lucy came over last night and my roommate couldn't even hear the TV cause we was Visroakin' ALL NIGHT!"

Spotted Tongue

When One Person, By Use of A Rope, Spreads Another Person's AssCheeks open, so their rectum is stretched. The Person then licks the rectum until it bleeds.

my girlfriend gave me a spotted tongue. My Asshole Still Burns.

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demonater10

2nd to rick, in favoritism by kylah

Rick is kylah's favorite, but demonater10 is only kylah's second

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