eye hem sofa king We Todd Ed

well you are, just read it fast, you know?

Hey Adrian!...yeah you...read this "eye hem sofa king We Todd Ed!" No way, yeah, you really are!

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man-pipe

Male sexual organ. Penis

Lewis smokes man-pipe. (Gives blow jobs)

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neta

no ifs, ands or buts about it. period. no shit, no kidding.

Her after sex:"Were you serious about having gotten a vasectomy?"
Him: "Neta!"

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steaming volcano

a particularly large poo that goes from the bottom of the bowl up and out of the water, resembling a steaming volcano

Careful in there, I left a steaming volcano.

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ZOLE

Your Ass

I blasted a havana omellette out my zole
after that indian dinner.

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Eddie Van Halen

World's greatest rock guitarist, ever.

A world class original, Eddie Van Halen raised the bar on what a human can do with six strings and a pick-up on wood.

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Socialism

May work with a strong willed ruler and many fearful citizens.

"Will someday crush the greedy, fuckhead democrats of George W. Land" -Dominic J.

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