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A very good looking politically conservative woman, most specifically Andrea Tantaros.
Andrea Tantaros is a conservatrix.
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The mess of glitter, smeared make-up, shame, and coconut scent left behind by a stripper after a lap dance.
I went home after a wild night, and my wife bitched about all the titty litter on my face.
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The first flush you should give a toilet that hasn't been used in a while. Not necessary when peeing, but should be utilized to wet a dry bowl before spitting mud to help prevent poo streaks or chunky cling-ons.
Before we pinch a loaf we should be greasing the bowl.
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