Jick

A janky dick. More than just a portmanteau, jick's phonetic quality emphasizes the harsh reality of living with or in the presence of a janky dick or "jick".

"I was very attracted to Brian until I laid eyes on his jick."
"I thought I smelled old pickles, but alas it was just your jick."
"After three weeks in the wilderness, I was beginning to develop a serious case of jick."