Raindrop

Raindrop: in political terms, the opposite of a snowflake. A raindrop is an amorphous blob that looks just like and follows the other with no apparent rhyme or reason.

1. All the poor little raindrops got really upset about the Million Women March protest.
2. Raindrops really rallied behind Trump this year even though all of his policies are against their best interests.

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Hop Skippity

A favorite drink of farmers in Paramus, NJ. Especially Melissa and her nerd friends
It was made by combining:
-Multiple packets of lemonade, enough for 5 gals

-One handle of shit Vodka
-One case of beer
Combine into a large plastic bucket
Take your solo cup and hand dip.
The more backwash that you can into it during that process, the "better" it tastes.

Melissa and Doreen couldn't wait to get the party started as they prepared the Hop Skippity for the house party.

doot

The name for the unexplained lint found in unusual places.

1. When Kevin took off his shirt, he fondled the DOOT in his belly button.

2. Steven took the gum out of his pocket, it had DOOT all over it, he chewed it anyway.

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