granger

A female that looks sexually appealing from a certain angle, when in reality they are a foul creature

Jose: hey homes, check out that fine chica standing over there by the whetzls pretzels. shes got a fine ass
Juan: I know, what I wouldn't do to get in between those cheeks...(creature turns around revealing its true form)
Jose and Juan:(projectile vomiting)
Anonymous passerby: those poor boys were ensnared by a granger

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Blueshelling

Sending a blue shell to knock out the top dawg in real life.

Guys like Luigi are blueshelling CEOs. Wish he would send one to take out Wario too!