basting

To penetrate the ass of a butchered turkey. Make sure you unload your semen multiple times for flavor. When your family is eating it you pull your dick out and surprise them with whom the chef is.

My wife was turned on by my basting.

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recto-sexual

The attraction to ones rectum/anus and nothing else. Often seen in males in prison.

Prisoner 1: i want some anus
Prisoner 2: are you gay or recto-sexual?
Prisoner 1: I am recto-sexual, bend over..........

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pubic shuffle

A seductive dance that can get you an all access pass to his/her pubic regions.

Kyle: I did the pubic shuffle to seduce her...
Matt: how far did ya get?
Kyle: homerun bitch

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gridiron hold

To shove an ENTIRE football into ones anus. WARNING: you won't want to play with the football after you do this.

After john showed me his clutch gridiron hold video, I had to try it myself.

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Filipino weed-whacker

Going to Asian salon and getting a penis wax.

Dude I hear they give Filipino weed-whackers at Asian Boy salon!

reaggae pubes

To put pubes in dreadlocks.

Jeremy as reaggae pubes

buck angelism

A religion based off worshipping a transvestite porn star.

Max: what are you doing
Herald: praying to Buck Angel
Max: wtf?
Herald: buck angelism bro......

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