jesus

this cool dude with cool hippie hair who talked about how great it would be if everyone would stop being assholes to each other and just get along man. stop the hate!

how could you hate jesus?!

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second hand smoke

what smokers emit from the end of there cigarettes/mouth. people will say that second hand smoke or "sidestream smoke" is more dangerous than firsthand, true bullshit at its finest. the smoker is getting both second hand and first hand smoke, and the filter doesnt really make the smoke less bad for you. how can someone walking by be more dangerously exposed than someone who is puffing on the dam thing?! smells pretty bad if you ask me, but you need only walk 10 whole yards away to avoid it.

rob reiner: ahem! (bights out of hamburger) but that cigarette out now! the second hand smoke is... killling me.. (COUGH COUGH).
smoker at bar: calm down dude, were in a fucking bar...
rob reiner: you are a baby killler! you hear me! a baby killer! you eat there brains at night!
smoker at bar and everyone else: fuck off rob reiner.

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shaners

russian for "tumor nose." has more zits on his face than the helpers at best buy in the video game section. made up some NASJET shit and wouldnt back down from it.

shaners: jews dont get circumsized.
rest of world:.......

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cleveland

just this town you know.

Hello fucking CLEVELAND!!

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gajifa!

an expletive, similar to "goddammit."

police officer: whats this kilo of weed doing in the trunk of your car?!
you: GAJIFA!

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fuse

a channel that had a really good premise, then was ruined by emo music. true they show more music than both vh-1 and mtv combined, but emo music isnt really music. i liked it when they showed the ledzeppelin dvd thing, but even then they got a whole bunch of crappy emo bands to come on and say how much they liked led zeppelin and how much it influenced them. meanwhile, their drummer mr. bonham was rolling in his grave. fuse would be so much cooler if they didnt try to go after the same group of people ALLL DAY LONG ie. emo kids who are between 13 and 15 maybe.

hey do you like fuse? whats that a music channel or something? no it cant be, they dont play real music. the music on the history channel is better than that shit.

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mike jones

a rapper whose music shows a heavy influence from "timmy" the retarded kid in the wheel chair on south park.
borrowing from timmy's style, mike jones decided to say his name repeatedly, and often even in different tones as well. amazing.

timmy: timmy!!
mike jones: mike jones bitch!

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