war scooch

Literally, scooch aquired during war. Used by military members overseas to talk about a host-nation girl they are banging. This is usually not an exclusive relationship.

"Hey man, do you miss your girlfriend?"
"Yeah, but my war scooch helps me pass the time."

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stickjock

1. Someone in a LARP only for the fighting aspect.
2. The opposite of a flurb.

The guys in costumes are flurbs. The ones in hockey pads are stickjocks.

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camping bastard

one involved in camping, particularly one who believs it to be a "legitimate battlefeild tactic."

"Oh you camping bastard!"
"Its totally legit! Fuck you cockbite!"

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splitting up

The action almost always taken by those who find themselves in horrific situations involving psycos, aliens, etc.

preppy guy - "Lets try splitting up so we can cover more ground."
Scooby - "Reah, rets rind rhe ritchen!"

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T.a.C.o

The nickname of a guy I know, standing for "Tits and Clits Only" implying that he is not gay as some people think.

T.a.C.o is a stickjock.

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