Ralph

Ralph is a really rich young man, who is 25 and still lives with his parents. He likes dark classical music, and has a feet fetish. Doesn't have a job, his parents give him some money every damn month. He is a really cool guy tough, really sweet, but really lazy. Works out a lot, has long, blonde hair and a mustache. Hates the Apple Company.

"Dude, you've been laying in there for hours, you look like a Ralph!"

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