While sitting down have someone sitting on your lap, riding your cock. They should be facing the same direction as you. Whisper lightly in their ear that you have a present for them, then suddenly remove your dick and drive it into their ass. Grab their tits ferociously and yell "HO! HO! HO!" for added effect.
I had to shell out an extra $250 at the titty bar last night to get in the x-mas spirit. It was worth it though...I got an angry santa in the back room.
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