"how do you do fellow kids" is a term to use when companies or quite literally anything try to be all cool and hip with the youth.
normal & rational person: i hate opera gx's marketing
opera gx: how do you do fellow kids?
wendy's: how do you do fellow kids?
normal & rational person: can you guys stfu
the most mysterious song on the internet is a song mostly referred to people as the following: like the wind, blind the wind (you know i wonder how people get stuff like this name), check it in/out, and take it in/out. likely speculated to be made in the 1980's. it's said that it was recorded from a NDR broadcast (norddeutscher rundfunk) there's more information on wikipedia.
person 1: man how did the most mysterious song on the internet even get lost?
person 2: i don't know man
the most dry month ever aside from being the year that leads to a new year.
person 1: god i don't like january
person 2: yEaH bUt WhAT aBoUt nEw YeAr's
person 1: look at that
*tumbleweed flys by*
urban diction'ifying is when an urban dictionary user decides to define a word but make the definition of that word... quite silly
urban dictionary user: hmmmmm, what about arby's chicken sandwich???
"arbys chicken sandwich
a word used to define a woman's vagina"
that word got the treatment of urban diction'ifying
whenever there's "the point of no return" there is no chance and there is no turning back from a decision you are going to make
person 1: i'm gonna drink 9 bottles of beer
person 2: do that shit and you'll go to the point of no return
the objectively best word to use
person 1: he your parents just died
person 2: DAMN.
person 1: dude did you see aaron got his ass kicked at school
person 2: DAMN!
this is why this is the best word
the thing you use when you're disappointed or sad
person 1: does some stupid shit
person 2: man.